Friday, June 18, 2010

Flip off Fridays


Its Friday Flip Off time...the place to come to scream.shout.kick your feet.and pout about all that nonsense, annoying crap that buzzes around your days..Flip off to you annoyance!

Visit the fabulous Gigi at Kludgymom, the brains that offered us a reason to explode release stress through Friday Flip Offs!! Hurry up now! But leave me some comment love here first!!

Without further ado...
To crappy Internet connection from Afghanistan...
It has been 5 days since I got to talk to him, then he finally gets a minute and YOU ruin it.
You gave us 6 minutes to chat, then you break.
Flip Off to you...

To my abs who are torturing me with pain...
I hate you. You were tortured by an evil lady at the gym, and you hurt to breath.
You hurt to sleep, you hurt to walk...and you don't look any better either.
iFLIPuOFF...

To my restless mind that does not allow sleep when sleep is needed...
yes during the day you crash and can knock out at nap time...but when its bedtime...you don't sleep. thinking.plotting.listing.planning.missing.needing.wanting.
cant you do this during the day, and turn off and sleep at night?
FlipOff...

To the cold chicken nuggets my kids did not finish...
I hate that you control me. You are cold, and old. but i cant resist you.
You smell up my kitchen and or car...and i resist....until you are cold, and i have to clean up...
Then I just cant take it, and must eat you. REALLY? i mean REALLY
iFLIPFLIPuOFF...

and to my dirty house who just begs for more flip offs...
I cant win with you. You never stay clean for a whole hour. I don't enjoy cleaning you anymore, cause you don't show appreciation. I wont mop your floors, if you wont help keep them clean.
flipoff.flipoff.flipoff.

Happy Friday to you!


5 comments:

Diane said...

Right there with ya on the restless mind (glad it's not just me), the cold nuggets (I do it too!)and the dirty house. What is with these houses not doing their part? ;)

Chana said...

I'm SO there with you in the Afghanistan flip off. My sister just got back yesterday from a year tour there. And the same crap would happen to us!! So lame!! Hang in there girlie:)

Alicia said...

I'm with ya on the insomnia. And I can only wish that my abs hurt right now cause it would mean that I wasn't such a lazy butt and slept in instead of going to the gym today.

Gigi said...

I am suffering from insomnia too...sucks!!! And like Alicia..I wish my abs hurt a little...well, they do. It's because they're stretched out from eating too much chocolate cake :)

so with you on the housecleaning. I've sort of given up.

Christina said...

Hang in there, sounds like you have a great countdown until your husband comes home. Exciting!
What is the deal with not sleeping at night but feel like your gonna crash at 2pm everyday. Sooo with ya girl!
I too wish my abs hurt, good for you!!
I offer both my fingers to flip off all housecleaning!!